The end is nigh (the Bible guarantees it!)

This is a warning for all you non-believers out there. Get praying or prepare to be royally f*cked!

Haven’t you heard? Judgment Day is upon us. This Saturday 21st May, a mighty earthquake will rock our planet to its very core, eventually killing everyone. Our only hope is to repent our sins and, so long as we’re not wearing trainers, be granted passage to Heaven.

BULLSHIT!

The world has enough natural disasters going on at the moment without the predictions of an 89 year old mental stoking the fire!

Cue Harold Egbert Camping. The president of Family Radio, a California based (figures) religious broadcasting network and a self proclaimed timelord.

What I find particularly funny about old Hazza is that he's predicted the end of the world before. In September, 1994…..

BUT! This time:

“There is categorically not a chance that we can be wrong. It’s going to happen. The Bible is a very factual book.”

Hahahahahaha factual.

Now, I’m not going to get into the debate surrounding religion. I haven’t got the time or the energy and if you know me, you probably already have some idea of my opinion anyway. But this is ridiculous sensationalism in the extreme.

Fortunately, not that many people have taken any notice. Certainly not outside California. Anyhow, they should be worried about earthquakes considering their whole state is destined to be swallowed by the sea eventually. Presumably so Harry’s loyal followers can make it to the front of the queue at the pearly gates!

I like to think of Heaven as being like a very select club where superficiality rules. At least that would tie in with Christianity more!

Oooooooooo burned. Sorry, I said I wouldn’t make any sweeping, controversial religious statements. I couldn’t resist. I don’t care.

But just in case he’s right this time, I suggest you head to your nearest Church right this second and beg for forgiveness for your sins.

It could happen. And anyway, if it doesn’t we’ve got the Mayan Rapture prediction for 2012 to look forward to!

I’m sure there will be another half dead mental peddling that crap to some fuckwits in no time!

Probably Claudia.